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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'll catch the first truck to Soho...?
The Real Lyrics:
I'll catch the first junk to Soho.
The Story: No story He looks CRAYZEE HOT!!!!..and sings SOOOO SEXY!!!😘(he so reminds me of my ex..except he had blonde hair..😍)..His smile with those amazing dimples...not to mention how he plays that guitar!..When he drops his guitar pick and says 's***..'..and smiles as he's bending down to pick it up..and then his face as he says "Owkay..." is soo adorable!..😋 I LOVE the concept of the makes Michael Penn look like he's in a romantic setting in the 'old days'...But I DO have a few questions about some of the symbolisms...placed in the's on the stamped envelope?...What does the flag say ( the younger woman holding her money?)...PS:..they should've shown MORE of that sexy thing, Michael Penn..maybe playing the electric guitar parts)?!..then again..thats just me..😉. - Submitted by: Tracy A.
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
The Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was eek-lo-vitz-no-means.
The Real Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
The Story: This was actually a college ex's goof. But every time I hear the song, I can't help singing his yiddish-ish version. It makes me smile. - Submitted by: amagar
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
The Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were Heathcliff in Snow Pants
The Real Lyrics:
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth
The Story: Yeah, I heard this too, and almost cannot get it outta my head. I recall my girlfriend and her sisters laughing so hard at me back then, but I did not know the name of the song, in my own defense! - Submitted by: EA Orourke
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