Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not
by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and
misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).
March album at Amazon.com
I'll catch the first truck to Soho...?
I'll catch the first junk to Soho.
The Story: No story ..lol...except He looks CRAYZEE HOT!!!!..and sings SOOOO SEXY!!!😘(he so reminds me of my ex..except he had blonde hair..😍)..His smile with those amazing dimples...not to mention how he plays that guitar!..When he drops his guitar pick and says 's***..'..and smiles as he's bending down to pick it up..and then his face as he says "Owkay..." is soo adorable!..😋 I LOVE the concept of the video..it makes Michael Penn look like he's in a romantic setting in the 'old days'...But I DO have a few questions about some of the symbolisms...placed in the video...eg:..Who's on the stamped envelope?...What does the flag say ( the younger woman holding her money?)...PS:..they should've shown MORE of that sexy thing, Michael Penn..maybe playing the electric guitar parts)?!..then again..thats just me..😉. - Submitted by: Tracy A.
She blacked her eyes and drew the curtains
She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains
The Story: Another one I thought I heard. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
What if I was eek-lo-vitz-no-means.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
The Story: This was actually a college ex's goof. But every time I hear the song, I can't help singing his yiddish-ish version. It makes me smile. - Submitted by: amagar
What if I were Heathcliff in Snow Pants
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth
The Story: Yeah, I heard this too, and almost cannot get it outta my head. I recall my girlfriend and her sisters laughing so hard at me back then, but I did not know the name of the song, in my own defense! - Submitted by: EA Orourke
What if I were rolling on your black jeans?
What if I received that it's no man?
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth?
The Story: Used to think that it's what he said. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.