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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Chicago - The Musical (1996 Broadway Revival Cast) album at
Cast of 'Chicago''s, "All That Jazz"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Find a flat, we're playing fast and loose
The Real Lyrics:
Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose.
The Story: I thought it was about finding an apartment to party in. - Submitted by: Melissa
Cast of 'Chicago''s, "All That Jazz"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she'll wear apart her girdle
The Real Lyrics:
Show her where to park her girdle
The Story: I though maybe she'd wear her girdle out from so much dancing. The real one's a little naughtier! - Submitted by: Melissa
Cast of 'Chicago''s, "All the Jazz"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Bruise my knees
The Real Lyrics:
Rogue my knees
The Story: I'm not really into makeup so while Velma Kelly bruising her knees does seem a bit extreme, performers are a bit weird - Submitted by: Dayna

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