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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Woman In White (2004 London Cast) album at
Andrew Lloyd Webber's, "Masquerade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Oscar made
The Real Lyrics:
The Story: I was babysitting a friend's four-year-old daughter one day, and I was taking her to the pet store to buy some fish food, when she asked me if I had my 'Phantom of the Opera' cd with me. I did, because that's all the kid ever wants to listen to, so whenever I know I'm going to be around her, I always have it on hand. When I told her I did, she asked me if I could please play the 'Oscarmade' song. I figured out what she meant, and put the song on. She started singing along with the song, yelling 'Oscarmade!' at the appropriate times and just sort of mumbling through the rest. - Submitted by: Anne Kaiser
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