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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Were Meant For Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, so pee after you're done.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, even after you're gone.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
God made the syrup with everything but you
Original Lyrics:
Got maple syrup, everything but you
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
God made me serve everything but you.
Original Lyrics:
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
Original Lyrics:
Got maple syrup, everything but you.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How irresponsible of me,
To leave your keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror,
Don't leave the keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my bran-oat flakes
Original Lyrics:
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my brand new place
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I brush my teeth, I put the cat back on
Original Lyrics:
I brush my teeth, I put the cap back on
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called my momma, she was out for a walk
'Cause I saw the cup of coffee, but it didn't want to talk.
Original Lyrics:
Called my momma, she was out for a walk
Consoled a cup of coffee, but it didn't wanna talk.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I canned a lagger in my brand new face
Original Lyrics:
I kinda like it in my brand new place
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a maggot in my brand new place.
Original Lyrics:
I kind of like it in my brand new place.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I founda maggot in my brand new plate
Original Lyrics:
I kinda like it in my brand new place
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my aids, got my backaches too.
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs, and my pancakes too.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand in my panties too
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shouldn't f*** anyone tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I shouldn't think anymore tonight.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not responsible for me to leave the keys in the door
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror, don't leave the keys in the door
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm responsible for me
Don't leave my keys in the door.
or
Wipe the spots above the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm responsible now
Don't leave my keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wipe the spots off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't responsible for me
To leave the keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wipe the spots up off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up my AIDS and my package, too.
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs and my pancakes, too.
Jewel's, "You Were Meant For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees last so long even after you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Dreams last for so long even after you're gone
Jewel's, "You Were Meant for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flush my 'sheet and put my crap hat on.
I know you 'bated when I leave the lye thong
I pick up a cup of the
Toilet seats brown.
And then I take and keep meth and a good cookin' ground.
Original Lyrics:
I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up.
Turn the sheets down.
And then I take a deep breath and a good look around

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