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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Wear It Well that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barium lady s***s her pants on time.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine.
DeBarge's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, take your pants off.
Original Lyrics:
Go on with your bad self.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't object if you calculate
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't object if you're called Collette
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't object if you call me a lech.
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone ya but the minute I saw ya
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnezona.
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a lady and a man so fine, oh my.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a lady and the lamp's on fire, oh my.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear a dress
Original Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear it well
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
You knew I'd been a concierge.
Original Lyrics:
You knew it didn't cost the earth.

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