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Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And not one of those you can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, yeah, this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is the song
It may be quite 'symbuper', now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down the words:
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
...
My gift is my song, yeah, this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is the song
It may be quite 'symbuper', now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down the words:
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
...
My gift is my song, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And well the thing is why I really love you.
Original Lyrics:
Anyway the thing is what I really mean.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your thong
It may be quite simple but
It turns me on.
That this is your thong
It may be quite simple but
It turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done.
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helter Skelter, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoop you don't mind
Hoop you don't mind
Hoop you don't mind
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful I fizz while you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful I fizz
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the woods.
While you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't like
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I pooped down in woods.
That I pooped down in woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
That I put down in words.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I wrote down in words How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, Put my foot down on a worm
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, That I put down in words
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
Put my foot down on a worm
Put my foot down on a worm
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
That I put down in words
That I put down in words
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I hooked down the words, "A wonderful life is, while you're in the word".
That I hooked down the words, "A wonderful life is, while you're in the word".
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put them in words.
That I put them in words.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
That I put down in words.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I wrote down in words
How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
That I wrote down in words
How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you'll do mine, I hope you'll do mine
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Dolemite
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Don Knotts
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Don Knotts played Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show and (later) Ralph Furley on Three’s Company.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Donna Rice
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Popeye
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Top Cat
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're a dumb ass
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're denied
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're dust mites
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you’re dumb now
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don’t mind
Nobody wants to be dumb now!
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I can't tell for miles
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the marks
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I licked of the moss.
Well if you are diversive, well they don't need Mike Ross.
Well if you are diversive, well they don't need Mike Ross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and kicked off for Mars
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rook, and kicked off the moss perfume.
All the verses while they've got me quite crossed.
All the verses while they've got me quite crossed.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life is
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life's sake why you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder politely
Why you're in the world
Why you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder politely
Why you're in this world.
Why you're in this world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what I face
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
When you're high on drugs.
When you're high on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
While you're in the world.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder, could I piss, while you're in the world?
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
Three Dog Night's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd build a big house where we both could live
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd build a big house where we both could live
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hold your dope, I, I'll hold your dope, I
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easen their hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had an ulcer, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a Skeletor
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
Skeletor is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the Masters of the Universe franchise created by Mattel. He is the archenemy of He-Man. (But he did not exist when this song was made. Therefore I'm not sure if this mishearing is plausible.)
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, Gnome.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, or a renegade gnome
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, a gnome
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no, Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no, Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton
But then again, no.
But then again, no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no.
But then again, no.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skelper, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a space shuttle
or
If I was a sketch show
or
If I was a sketch show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was the skeleton, but them again no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again no.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss - For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss -
For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss -
For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I would have stumped ya
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you knock one up, you can easily hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
Ewan McGregor's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be a beluga butt, now that it's done..
Original Lyrics:
It may be simple but, now that it's done..
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be a beluga butt, now that it's done.
Original Lyrics:
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little bit sunny
Original Lyrics:
It's a little bit funny
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep me strong.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the people like Hugh that keep me turned on
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the people like you that get me turned on.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Ewan McGregor's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof, and I can't tell for miles
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
From the motion picture "Moulin Rouge".
Ewan McGregor's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof, and I kicked off the marks
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I got pissed off.
And I got pissed off.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
And I kicked off the moss.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I ticked off the moss.
And I ticked off the moss.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
And I kicked off the moss.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're great or they're few
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Those are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen
If they're great or they're few
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Those are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or purple blue
Anyway, the thing is, that I will love you
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
If they're green or purple blue
Anyway, the thing is, that I will love you
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a real hairy body
And this is your stuff (?)
You may have a wide pimpled butt
But it turns me on.
And this is your stuff (?)
You may have a wide pimpled butt
But it turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's gone.
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's gone.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest Giles I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Ewan McGregor's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest thighs I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Ewan McGregor's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the sweetest a*** I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the sweetest ass I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
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