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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Venus? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Commercial's, "Venus?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis. I've got pliers
Vagina fires.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
For the razor product known as Venus; song used is a remake of the song "Venus" as originally performed by Shocking Blue (and covered by Bananarama).
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Fetus was her name
Original Lyrics:
And Venus was her name
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Venus what's her name
Original Lyrics:
And Venus was her name
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arm your penis
Arm and fire, pure desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Victoria Beckham's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Jordan sire
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Control me, sire
or
Open sire
or
Choke me sire
or
Choke me sire
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chore desire
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladys on a mountaintop
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountaintop
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is on a mountaintop
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountain top
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got us on a mountaintop
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountaintop
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta summon mountaintop
Burning like a shiver frame.
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountaintop
Burning like a silver flame.
Lady Gaga's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a nice toupée
Original Lyrics:
Have an oyster, baby
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her underwear was crystalized
Making every man mad.
Original Lyrics:
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
making every man a man.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her underwear would crystallize
Original Lyrics:
Her weapons were here crystal eyes
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her wafers were from crystal ice
Original Lyrics:
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her weapons were a crystallized
Original Lyrics:
Her weapons were here crystal eyes
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Penis!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Venus!
Television's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell sideways laughing, with a friend and Anastasia.
Original Lyrics:
I fell sideways laughing, with a friend from many stages.
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the girl with sunlight in her hair
Original Lyrics:
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a p***s
I'm a liar.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the fire, Jordan's sire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you Venus
I'm your fire, cure desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you're fetus, I'm your fire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus, I'm your fire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you're fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Beavis.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Enos
Got your pliers,
and they're on fire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire of joy and desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Jordan Almonds.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, of your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, indulge me sire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
Oh Messiah
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
Show desire!
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire. Enjoy me, sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
Enjoy me, Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, short 'n' sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, the joke-he's got it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your anus, I'm on fire.
You're a crier.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus,
I'm the child of your desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
On the fire-chokin' sire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
I'm on fire
I'm forty, sire!
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
I'm your bundle
Of joy, desire.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fire and Jordan Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fire at Jordan sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fire, what's your desire?
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fittest
I'm your fighter with joy
Yes, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your intravenus
On fire, George is your Siar.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
or
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Girl's desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm the fire in your v*****.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm your fireman
Jordan's sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p*nis
I'm your fire
Sperm supplier.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis, I'm your fire, heart's desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis, and vagina...your desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus, I'm your fire at your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis, arm your fire, chalk desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis.
I'm your fire. Your king sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis
I'm inside you your desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis
I'm on fire
Enjoy me, sire.
or
I'm your Venus
I'm on fire
What's your desire?
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis
I'm your fire and your desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your sweetest
I'm your finest joy desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been fired, your desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got myself a muffing job
or
You've got me on a mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top.
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got myself a muffing job
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus on a mountaintop
Burning like a hurricane
Summit of duty and love
And Jesus was his name
He's got it
Yeah, baby he's got it
I'm your Jesus
I'm your sire
Your desire.
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
Summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy's y'all
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump me, sire.
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
P***s, make her fare.
Original Lyrics:
Venus, make her fair.
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rowena
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Venus
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She bought it
Yeah baby, she bought it
Well, I'm your penis
I'm your fire
And chocolate cyber
Original Lyrics:
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's goddess,
your baby she's goddess.
Well I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
Jordy sire.
Original Lyrics:
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
At your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's goddess
Your baby, she's goddess
Well I'm your Venus
I'm your bundle of joy
Yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a summer mountain top
Burning like a summer flame
The sun ain't a beauty of love
And Venus was her name.
Original Lyrics:
Goddess on a mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
Summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
I'm your penis, I'm your hire, at your desire..
Original Lyrics:
She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire.
At your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got me on a mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weapons are like Crystal Light
Making every man a man
Black as the dark knight She-Ra
Had what no one else had
Original Lyrics:
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no one else had
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their godless on the mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tortoise, I am.
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.
Frankie Avalon's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus, make her fail
Original Lyrics:
Venus, make her fair
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus I'm your fire. George's tire
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
George... You're fired
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
Your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, on your Venus,
On your fire, Georgia fire
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want it
Oh baby, she's got it!
Original Lyrics:
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it.
Flame's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my pnis.
Original Lyrics:
You're my Venus.
Bananarama's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your son met a beauty in love
Original Lyrics:
A summit of beauty and love

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