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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ventura Highway that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gaylord of lizards in the air
Original Lyrics:
Alligator lizards in the air
In 2017 when I was 50 yrs old, I had just found out what the correct lyrics are. I'd been singing it wrong my whole life.
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the data lizards in the air
Original Lyrics:
Alligator lizards in the air
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the day surrounds the day like air
Original Lyrics:
And the day surrounds the daylight there
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet you're a highway
Original Lyrics:
Ventura highway
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won’t be so crass, walking down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewin on a pizza crust, walkin down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin on a piece of grass, walkin down the road
I still hear the misheard lyrics, and though she has since passed away, I know she shares my laughter and smiles with us when we hear Ventura Highway.
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewin' on a pizza crust
Walkin' down the road.
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass
Walkin' down the road.
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chewin' on a pizza walking down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not be so crass, walking down the road ...
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not be so proud walking down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not be so proud, walking down the road.
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass, walking down the road.
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not be so proud
Walkin' down the road.
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass
Walkin' down the road.
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not be so proud
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do ya wanna smoke some grass, walkin' down the road?
Venture a highway
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass, Walkin' down the road
Ventura Highway
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get a message in the air
Original Lyrics:
Alligator lizards in the air
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juneau pizza girl, walkin' down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you're a highway
Original Lyrics:
Ventura highway
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ventura piece of ass walking down the road
Original Lyrics:
Chewin' on a piece of grass walking down the road
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venture a highway.
Original Lyrics:
Ventura Highway
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vince, you're a highway.
Original Lyrics:
Ventura Highway
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the hurricane
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the early train

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