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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ventilator Blues that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rolling Stones', "Ventilator Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown bard Bead candle
Count thy way
Miss my cheatin' ankle, elbow loin
Original Lyrics:
I can't be browed by beatin'
I can't be cowed by words
Messed up, cheatin'
Ain't gonna ever learn
pretty much what it sounds like

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