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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Uncle John's Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
G** d*** will I declare
Have you seen the light?
Original Lyrics:
God d*a*m*n well I declare
Have you seen the like?
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a silver mine and I call it big, it's true.
Original Lyrics:
I live in a silver mine and I call it beggar's tomb.
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a silver mine
And I call it pagan's tomb
I got me a violin
And I make it call the tune
Original Lyrics:
I live in a silver mine
And I call it beggar's tomb.
I got me a violin
And I beg you call the tune
I kinda have to wonder if he call's it pagan's tomb because if ya ain't Christian they gonna bury ya where he's at and as I sit here on Riverside Dr. in Roswell, GA in the lovely and sometimes peaceful park just down from the Azalea Dr segement of roadway adopted by a group of people of all different faiths advocating peace it seems a far cry from how it should be here. It is peaceful when there are no other people around. I hardly think it much different from elsewhere in Georgia
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the same story the poor don't eat
Original Lyrics:
It's the same story the crow told me
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their b**ls were big as cannonballs.
Original Lyrics:
Their walls are built of cannonballs.
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a lilt of cannibals.
Original Lyrics:
Their walls are built of cannonballs.
Grateful Dead's, "Uncle John's Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a milt of connonballs
Whose motto is 'Don't tread on me'.
Original Lyrics:
Their walls are built of cannonballs
Their motto is 'Don't tread on me'.

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