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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Someday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And trench on the table
Original Lyrics:
And try to turn the tables
Mariah Carey's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby now eat your Kid Cuisine
That there'll ever come a tummy when you're cold and hungry.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now you just can't conceive
That there'll ever come a time when you're cold and lonely.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't think it's Kool-Aid.
Original Lyrics:
But don't think it's too late.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
The crap on the table.
Original Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables?
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
With you on the table?
Original Lyrics:
How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able?
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut a leaf and you reach for me
Original Lyrics:
I go to leave and you reach for me
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to read but you reach for me.
Original Lyrics:
I go to leave but you reach for me.
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to sleep and you reach for me.
or
I couldn't leave when you reached for me.
Original Lyrics:
I go to leave and you reach for me.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you wanna rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you wanna read my head
or
I know you wanna ring away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want a railway.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want a ring to wear.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when...
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want to ree away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wandering around.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wandering away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're wondering away.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a papercrack knob hole.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a paperback novel
Mandy Moore's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady body riddled the mantis.
Original Lyrics:
Does anybody know the way to Atlantis?
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an Andy McFitz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Original Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending named Fritz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Original Lyrics:
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
Original Lyrics:
My ex said I'm lacking in depth.
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
Original Lyrics:
My ex says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
Celtic Woman's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meat will be rarer.
Original Lyrics:
Need will be rarer.
Every time we hear this song we think of my great aunt Ellen who really enjoyed rare meat.
Mandy Moore's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mighty mouse outside Chicago
Original Lyrics:
Ninety miles outside Chicago
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My a** is alackin' in depth.
Original Lyrics:
My ex says, 'I'm lacking in depth.'
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My a** says, 'I'm lacking in depth.'
Original Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth.'
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My assets are lacking in death.
Original Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ex said I'm lacking in depth.
Original Lyrics:
Maya said I'm lacking in depth.
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The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ex says I'm lacking in depth.
Original Lyrics:
Maya says, 'I'm lacking in depth'.
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ex says I'm lacking in depth
Original Lyrics:
Maya says I'm lacking in depth.
Frankie Laine's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My soul shall discover the snowboard for my lover
Original Lyrics:
My soul shall discover the soul born for my lover
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the stories plain, I like this.
Original Lyrics:
Now the stories played out like this.
Christopher Cross', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your love for some n***er,
Some n***er'll come soon
Original Lyrics:
Save your love for someday, girl,
Someday'll come soon
You may not want to publish this, it's ok if you don't, but I was interested to know if anyone else misheard this one in the same way, or am I just haunted by the ghost of some fat racist comedian from the 1970s.
Flipsyde's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna dance with those liars
Original Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna dance with those lions
Glass Tiger's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, I'll be losing this beer.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, I'll be losing this fear.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna get it right
But not right now, I know you're wandering away.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you wander the railway.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow, gonna make it all right
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna be all right, but not right now.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right, but not right now.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you wanna break wind.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when.
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday sun hour
Original Lyrics:
Someday, somehow
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Someday
Vince Gill's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hard-boiled life
Original Lyrics:
The heart won't lie.
Ash's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a dream I had
When the 'E' turned bad?
Original Lyrics:
Was it a dream I had?
When did it turn bad?
Sugar Ray's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take a swim in a deeper sea
Original Lyrics:
We'll take a swim in the deep blue sea
Nickelback's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why weren't we able to see the Seinfeld we missed?
Original Lyrics:
Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed?
Mariah Carey's, "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had it all worked in the phone
Original Lyrics:
You had it all but didn't know
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said, 'You walnut, stay by my side.'
Original Lyrics:
You said, 'You wanna stay by my side.'

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