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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sex Laws that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beck's, "Sex Laws"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cats bitch-slap you so polite
Coke-heads bitch-slap you so polite
Original Lyrics:
Coquettes bitch-slap you so polite
Beck's, "Sex Laws"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna define the logic of our schedules.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna define the logic of our sex laws.

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