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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sad Songs (Say So Much) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ran out the Rose Bowl
It's the hottest spot with mammaries, women.
Original Lyrics:
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Snuffleupagus can sing the blues.
Original Lyrics:
And suffer just enough to sing the blues.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If someone else's supper isn't enough
Original Lyrics:
If someone is suffering enough
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room, and feel them genitals.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room and feel that gentle touch.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel the janitor.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their genitals
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reachin' to ya, rude
Just to feel their gentle tongue
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salsoul says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samsung says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
See-saws say so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
South Park says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
South Park is an adult cartoon airing on Comedy Central.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tannenbaum, Tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Tannenbaum is German for christmas tree
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then reach into your room
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb
Just to feel their genitals.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach you with a broom
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, turn around, turn around sad songs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, Turn' em on, Turn on those sad songs.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on those Samsungs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on those sad songs.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad dogs
Original Lyrics:
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
It was actually my son (who was about 5 at the time) who misheard the lyric. When questioned he said he thought they were toy dogs and they were sad because someone had turned them off.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tylenol, Tylenol
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm always gone
Original Lyrics:
When all hope is gone
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When never is remained
Original Lyrics:
When memories remain
Elton John's, "Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you chew and turned them on?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you tune in and turn them on?
Elton John's, "Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neak into your room and feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
Sneak into your room and feel your gentle touch
Elton John's, "Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Saen say it so hard
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
Elton John's, "Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sasson says so much
Take off your Sasson.
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs says so much
Turn on those sad songs.
The misheard lyrics were used in a Sasson Jeans commercial.
Elton John's, "Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That bridge into your room
Just feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
Elton John's, "Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You reach into the roo
Just feel the joey touch
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch

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