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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Real Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Alice In Chains', "Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I pour nachos on myself.
Original Lyrics:
With just a few notches on my belt.
Alice In Chains', "Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few nachos on my belt.
Original Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few notches on my belt.
How can you put nachos on your belt? Wouldn't they break?
Tony Di Bart's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, sue my mind
Original Lyrics:
Come on, soothe my mind
Tony Di Bart's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a part-time job but I never felt complete, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Had a part-time love but I never fell completely
Lisa Stansfield's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind the stars in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Never mind the stars in the sky
Faith No More's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you have bitten the dog
Original Lyrics:
And once you have bitten the core
Bo Bice's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes it hurts to watch you leave.
It feels like a damn lobotomy with you.
It feels like a damn lobotomy with you.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes it hurts to watch you leave.
It feels like you take a part of me with you.
It feels like you take a part of me with you.
Alice In Chains', "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
Original Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
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