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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Real Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alice In Chains', "Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I pour nachos on myself.
Original Lyrics:
With just a few notches on my belt.
Alice In Chains', "Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few nachos on my belt.
Original Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few notches on my belt.
How can you put nachos on your belt? Wouldn't they break?
Faith No More's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you have bitten the dog
Original Lyrics:
And once you have bitten the core
Bo Bice's, "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes it hurts to watch you leave.
It feels like a damn lobotomy with you.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes it hurts to watch you leave.
It feels like you take a part of me with you.
Alice In Chains', "The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
Original Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.

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