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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Real Love that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A neat true believer. Real love.
Original Lyrics:
I need to believe in real love.
The Beatles', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my little piles of skeet
Original Lyrics:
All my little plans and schemes
John Lennon's, "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the little girls and boys
Eating all their little toys
All they ever needed from you
was maybe dove
Eating all their little toys
All they ever needed from you
was maybe dove
Original Lyrics:
All the little girls and boys
Playing with their little toys
All they really needed from you
Was, maybe, some love
Playing with their little toys
All they really needed from you
Was, maybe, some love
Mary J. Blige's, "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it ended in this way because cb passed me by
Original Lyrics:
But it ended in this way, since he passed me by
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cut me
Mary waltz through a motion
Close enough to know.
Mary waltz through a motion
Close enough to know.
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me
To anyone who approaches
Chalkin' up the hurt.
To anyone who approaches
Chalkin' up the hurt.
The Beatles', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to be alone
Glory to be alone
Glory to be alone
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to be alone
No need to be alone.
No need to be alone.
Jody Watley's, "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a love that's cereal
Original Lyrics:
I want a love that's serious
Mary J. Blige's, "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm searching for Maria
Original Lyrics:
I'm searching for a real love
Jody Watley's, "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I would get on the Q
Original Lyrics:
Said I would get over you
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she says cold-cut meat
You make me want to approach her
Chalking up her hair
You live and you learn
You make me want to approach her
Chalking up her hair
You live and you learn
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me
To anyone who approaches
Chalking up the hurt
You live and we learn
To anyone who approaches
Chalking up the hurt
You live and we learn
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you say come here please to anyone whose a vulture
Chalk it up to her
Chalk it up to her
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me to anyone who approaches
Chalking up the hurt
Chalking up the hurt
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "The Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I found a rerun
Original Lyrics:
I think I found a real love
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