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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Purple Haze that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I eat my pie.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I fist this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I go get high.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kick this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Hendrix Jimi's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
I saw them play in person. He stopped and pointed to Noel Redding while singing, 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.'
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I lick your p**.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky..
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I zip my fly.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me while my biscuits fry
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
I may have exaggerated, but I definitely heard 'biscuits' unlike everyone else who heard homosexual implications.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me, while I p*** the sky
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse me, while I piss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuse mev while I zip my fly.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Scuze me while I p*** the pie.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Xcuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Active bunnies, but i don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
Actin' funny, but I don't know why.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I happy or in misery?
Original Lyrics:
Ever happy or in misery, whatever it is that girl put a spell on me.
Everyone thinks this song is about drugs! It's not. It's about being in love with a woman. Everyone thinks he says, "Am I happy or in misery?" but it's really "EVER HAPPY OR IN MISERY WHATEVER IT IS THAT GIRL PUT A SPELL ON ME. GET SOME!"
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know if I'm looking like a clown
Original Lyrics:
Don't know if I'm coming up or down
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I drink the Skyy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Skyy is a brand name of vodka.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I hit this guy.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kick the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss this fly.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I piss in the pie.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I piss the sky
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me while I zip my fly.
or
Screw me, that dog can fly!
or
Excuse me, pigs can fly!
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me what my sisters try.
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no money, but I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Jimi is cool.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please screw me while I kiss these guys.
or
Please excuse me while I eat these fries.
or
Please don't sue me I have no alibi.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
So many people want to make Jimi look gay.
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the reins.
Original Lyrics:
Purple haze
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple haze, all in my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Purple haze falls in my brain.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw me while I kick this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw me while I piss and sigh.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw me while I piss then sigh.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screws me, while I eat this fly
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scuse me while I do some crack!
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
Original Lyrics:
Scuse me, while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skews me while I kiss this guy.
Original Lyrics:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that devil put a spell on me.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a smell on me.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a smell on me.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is that girl that sat on me?
Original Lyrics:
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me .

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