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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Porcelain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad, bad woman!
or
Blah, blah, woman!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey woman.
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bears. Bears! Bears!! With no eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey woman.
It still sounds that way, to be honest.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you smell like a girl when you smile?
Original Lyrics:
Do you smile like a girl when you smile?
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egg, egg, egg, ova
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey woman.
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, woman. Crawl on me
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, woman. It’s alright
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horseland
Original Lyrics:
Porcelain
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant July
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to lie
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant for life
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to lie
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to whine
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to lie
Moby's, "Porcelain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never met my wife
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to lie

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