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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Please Mr. Postman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Carpenters', "Please Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
For just a car, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Original Lyrics:
For just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Carpenters', "Please Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mr. Ghostman
Original Lyrics:
Please Mr. Postman
Marvelettes', "Please Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mr. Polar Bear.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mr. Postman.
The Marvelettes', "Please Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mr. Polar Bear
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mr. Postman
The Carpenters', "Please, Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some what to say
For my boyfriend so far away
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away
The Carpenters', "Please, Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some word toda-a-a-ay
From my boyfriend, so far away.
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away.
The Carpenters', "Please, Mr. Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boffin so far away
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away

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