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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Please Please Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamon, jamon
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Jamon (pronounced "ha-MOAN") is Spanish for 'ham'.
The Beatles', "Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please me whoa yeah
Suck my p****, too.
Original Lyrics:
Please, please me whoa yeah
Like I please you.
The Beatles', "Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, we won't yeah
May God please you.
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, oh yeah
Like I please you.
Beatles', "Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need me to show the weather
Original Lyrics:
You don't need me to show the way love
The Beatles', "Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got big shoes
Original Lyrics:
Like I please you
The Beatles', "Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah,
duh dat means you!
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah,
like I please you!
The Beatles', "Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please me won't dance
Like that means you.
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah
Like I please you!

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