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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Please Mr. Please that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Olivia Newton-John's, "Please Mr. Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar stands a shoebox.
Original Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar stands a jukebox.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Please, Mr. Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar there stands a shoebox
Original Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar there stands a jukebox
Olivia Newton-John's, "Please, Mr. Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Y'know I'm only 17.
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Please, Mr. Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play "Be Seventeen"
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
Olivia Newton-John's, "Please, Mr. Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please mister, please
Don't blame me at 17
Original Lyrics:
Please mister, please
Don't play B17
Of course the affair's not her fault, she's only 17!

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