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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mrs. Robinson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut oh
more than you could know
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you
more than you could know
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slutty whore that you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please to you, this is Robinson
Jesus loves your more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyway, I like your itchy boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Every way you look at it, you lose.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mrs. Robinson
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God Bless Your Sneeze, Mr. Roger's Son
Original Lyrics:
God Bless You Please, Mrs. Robinson
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless shipley's
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless the trees, Mrs Robinson
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you please, Master Robinton
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your knees, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
God help your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to a candlelights "Gebet"
(this is German for "Prayer")
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
Was just wondering about what new kind of prayer that might be ;-)
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the camp to bake a cake
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the can the day's debate
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates debate
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candidates to date
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the candy-dates to date.
Original Lyrics:
Going to the candidates' debate.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson.
Original Lyrics:
Koo koo ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics:
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bray
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who breed.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who bring hay
Hay, hay, hay
Hay, hay, hay.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who drink.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Busted's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven holds no place for those gays.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Original Lyrics:
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, Chester Robinson's affair.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, Mrs. Robinson's a bear
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are here.
Original Lyrics:
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than your old nose
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe D'o has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, dear Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jokin' Joe has left and gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin holds a place for those who pray.
or
The devil holds a place for those who pray.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies
Original Lyrics:
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are simple-headed guys
Original Lyrics:
Look around you.
All you see are sympathetic eyes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Measles loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo!
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know
Ho, ho, ho.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants and eat your cupcakes.
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, eat it with your cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in your pants, you're with your cupcake
Original Lyrics:
Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching in your pants you move your conscience
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
or
Reaching in your pants you move your carkeys
Original Lyrics:
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a s!ut that you already know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut and more than you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more then you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut from more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Heaven has a place for hoes who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Heaven has a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, more than you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slut, yeah, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sluzzy moron you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the slutty mormon that all you know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout about it, loud about it
When you've got the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the can to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe and Benji-O?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone, join the Majio?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have you gone? Show the banj-i-o!
Original Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cheese is lovely, more than you will know.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.

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