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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Magnificent Seven that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Clash's, "Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mackerel merchants and bankers, too
Must get up an' learn those rules
Must get up an' learn those rules
Original Lyrics:
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
Must get up and learn those rules
Must get up and learn those rules
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cowboy's doing TV land
Original Lyrics:
What cowboys do in TV land
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
AM, FM, the BM, too
Original Lyrics:
AM, FM, the PM, too
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
English pounds and Eskimo Pies
Original Lyrics:
English pounds and Eskimo pence
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme Honda, gimme Sony
So cheap--can we afford it?
So cheap--can we afford it?
Original Lyrics:
Gimme Honda, gimme Sony
So cheap, and real phony!
So cheap, and real phony!
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up! F***!
Original Lyrics:
You lot! What?
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Italian mobs that shoot a lot, See-thru, restaurant, gates out of hell
Original Lyrics:
Italian mobster shoots a lobster seafood restaurant gets out of hand
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Italian monster shoots a lobster
Original Lyrics:
Italian mobster shoots a lobster
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait for a pot pie
Original Lyrics:
Wave b-b-bye-bye
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says heat
One says sun and one says heat
Original Lyrics:
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says sleet
One says sun and one says sleet
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What cowboys do on TBS
Original Lyrics:
What cowboys do in TV land
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do we have for entertainment?
Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
Original Lyrics:
What do we have for entertainment?
Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you have for entertainment?
Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
Original Lyrics:
What do you have for entertainment?
Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have we bought?
or
What have we brought?
or
What have we brought?
Original Lyrics:
What have we got?
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have we got for education?
Original Lyrics:
What have we got for entertainment?
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't walk! Don't stop give it all you got!
Original Lyrics:
You lot! What? Don't stop give it all you got!
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