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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Loser that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
About a shotgun wedding in the state of Missouri
Original Lyrics:
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, go open the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby's in Reno with the fireman date
Original Lyrics:
Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin-D
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Side over Canada.
or
Soiled from head to toe
or
Boils on a hairy toad
or
Boils on a hairy toe
or
Boils on a hairy toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys call me Albert Gore.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bubble-bubble, butt-butt
Original Lyrics:
Double-barrel buckshot
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in my brains,
and the apple's got the chunky
With the plastic eyeballs
Spraypaint the vegetables.
Starfruit skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in my veins and mouth, I killed the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables!
Dog food, skulls, and the beefcake pantyhose.
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in your face,
So I'm out pet the monkey with the plastic dry couch,
Spray-paint the vegetables, smock food balls, with the beefed up panty horse
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corn, is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Grateful Dead's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you push me, baby, 'cause I'm all alone
Original Lyrics:
Don't you push me, baby, 'cause I'm moanin' low
Editor's note: This is another disputed lyric. Some sites say that "moanin' low" is correct, while others say "all alone" is correct. It could be that it varies upon which point in the song it's sung. Until I see the liner notes of the album, I'm leaving this one as it is.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive-by bikers
Original Lyrics:
Drive-by body pierce
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive-by body crash
or
Drive-by body cramps
Original Lyrics:
Drive-by body pierce
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go dancing with a heathen.
Original Lyrics:
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
He hung him shelf by a gatar string.
Original Lyrics:
He hung himself by a guitar string.
Smile Empty Soul's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my family in France.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry family and friends.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Lutheran, baby!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, baby!
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lizard baby so why dont you kill me
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby so why dont you kill me
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lizard baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm elusive, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, baby.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm elusive, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, baby
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna lose the baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so mellow gold.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the time of Stupid, cheese I was a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the time of two pansies, I was a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe will walk out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the headlights and put 'em in Israel
Original Lyrics:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutating my brains
An malcom was a junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spread paper vegetables
Stawk food stalls and the beefcake patny hose.
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tongue is a piece of wax
Original Lyrics:
My time is a piece of wax
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, head to toe
I'm a loser baby.
or
Oh, oh, oh everyone
I'm a loser baby.
or
Oh, oh, oh everyone
I'm a loser baby.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, who peteto
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-oh-oh peteto
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, Canada!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oy, I'm a paranoid.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving all your footsteps and burning down the trailer park.
Original Lyrics:
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving all your forceps and burning down the trailer park.
Original Lyrics:
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw an impaired tater.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw in half the door
OR
Sawin' half the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw open the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you walk in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you walking out the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Score! No one's at the door!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew an empty toad
Original Lyrics:
Soy un Perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew an impaired hater.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show Clinton the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slam your head in the door,
I'm a loser baby
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slide over, Deputy-Dogg.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow from head-to-toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth, ooo, pair the door!
or
Smooth, ooo paired a door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I opened the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I own Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I won't get the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm out to anger a grunky with her shmancy overalls
Original Lyrics:
So I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm out to cuss the chunky
With the plastic act balls.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So almost Biblical
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So can the dope.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't get the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't walk out the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So high on methadone
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So just walk out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So open the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So over chemicals.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
3 Doors Down's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take your elastic off my case
Original Lyrics:
So take your lies, get off my case
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So undependable
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So walk out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So won't you let me go
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you unpair the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you'll get the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're in the mood
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I opened the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I opened up the door
I'm a loser baby, so why dontcha kill me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I own a candy store.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I'm Daffy Duck.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I'm Daffy Duck.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I'm at the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, and forever more
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, break your Vivitar.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, don't kick the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, close the door
or
So, don't kill the dog
or
So, don't kill the dog
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, from head to toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, oh Canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soil up in the door
or
So, oh, oh pin the dog
or
So, oh, oh pin the dog
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, open the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, pet the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, you impair the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, you're a prairie dog?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, you're into dope.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, young troubadour
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So.. open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So...open the door
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar from El Salvador.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar o'er peninsulas
I'm a Lutheran baby
So why don't you kiss me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar on a Pendador
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar on the candy door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar over Canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar, on the candy door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium Penethol
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium Pentathol
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium pentothal
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soil for the hairy toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soil, soiled pantyhose.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soiled a pair of drawers
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soiled blue pantyhose.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold to a chemical,
Gonna lose the baby, so why don't you kill me
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some can't say I'm a saint to complain about
Original Lyrics:
someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone get the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooo Pitiful!!!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooo, I can't adore.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soooo, I opened the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soooo, I walked in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soooo, open the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soooo, open up the door.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooooo, open the door!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore blue pantyhose.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore from head to toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore hand in the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore testicles
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore, from head to toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore, from head to toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore, open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore... would you just get the door?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sores on my genitals
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perador
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sores on my genitals
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, I'm a matador.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul from head to toe
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul of a predator
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sow old candy corns.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un Perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy in Ecuador
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy on my genitals
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy on petit fours
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy over Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy over Canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy sauce and apple sauce
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy un parado(r)
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy un peddidoy
or
Soar from head to toe.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy un pendejo
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy, I'm a chemical.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soya over Benidorm
or
Sorry over Benidorm
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Just in case you don't know: Benidorm is a famous sun resort in Spain.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned and on methadone
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Storm over Benidorm
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunrise over Benedorm
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunrise over Canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprise! Benedorm!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sword on the pentatone
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sword over Plenethor.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
3 Doors Down's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your basket off my case.
Original Lyrics:
Take your lies, get off my case.
3 Doors Down's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your elastic off my face.
Original Lyrics:
Take your lies, get off my case.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
The daytime crap and a folksinger slut
Original Lyrics:
the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
This breakfast ain't righteous, baby
Original Lyrics:
It's Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Baby
It means "Do You Speak German, baby"
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my green pants, I grumpy monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the plastic asphalt
Original Lyrics:
With the plastic eye-balls
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the plastic-ass balls
or
With the plastic-ass fault
or
With the plastic-ass fault
Original Lyrics:
With the plastic eye-balls
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the rerun shows and the cocaine milk jugs.
Original Lyrics:
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose jobs.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the pee for the potty for the hate.
Original Lyrics:
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate.
3 Doors Down's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're getting closer
To pushing me off of the opposite ledge
Original Lyrics:
You're getting closer
To pushing me off of life's little edge
I heard this song on the radio at work, and I was singing what I thought the lyrics were. Then everybody else started hearing the same lyrics-- even after knowing the correct lyrics!
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore from head to toe
or
So, don't pet the dog
or
So, I'm a cannibal
or
Soy on my candy corn
or
Someone open the door
or
Soiled from head to toe
or
So I open the door
or
oh I'm from lee-roy
or
oh someones at the door
or
oh i've got haemorrhoids
or
so... open the door
or
so... open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
It means "I'm a loser in Spanish"
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
soy over canada
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor

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