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Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kids
Your kids are what I miss
Your kids are what I miss
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss
Your kiss is what I miss
Your kiss is what I miss
Hall and Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my lisp
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss, your kiss is on my lisp
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your piss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your piss is on my list
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, if you insist on knowing my bliss.
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did the night just take up your time,
Hold the meatball to me
Hold the meatball to me
Original Lyrics:
Did the night just take up your time,
'cause it means more to me
'cause it means more to me
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only smile when I'm live
Original Lyrics:
I only smile when I lie
Hall and Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only smile when alive.
Original Lyrics:
I only smile when I lie.
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going crazy wondering wondering if you really see
Original Lyrics:
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a meatball to me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it means more to me.
Hall & Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends, why do I call you all the time?
Original Lyrics:
My friends wonder why I call you all the time
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Regret what I've done, Pikachu?
Original Lyrics:
Regret what I've done, regret you?
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Regret what I've done
Pikachu I couldn't go wrong.
Pikachu I couldn't go wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Regret what I've done
Regret you? I couldn't go wrong.
Regret you? I couldn't go wrong.
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say your disk
Your disk is on my lips.
Your disk is on my lips.
Original Lyrics:
They say your kiss
Your kiss is on my list.
Your kiss is on my list.
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say your kiss,
your kiss is on my lips
your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
They say your kiss,
your kiss is on my list
your kiss is on my list
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on blowing my bits
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
Hall and Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on blowing my bliss...
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss...
Hall and Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing the blitz
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fist is on my list.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list.
Hall and Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
According to John Oates, they didn't just mishear it, they misunderstood it. It is an anti-love song, "It means that your kiss is only on the list of the best things, it's not the only thing. Everyone thinks it's 'I love you and without you I would die.' It's exactly the opposite of that"
Hall And Oates', "Kiss On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
When I turn on the lights.
When I turn on the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list
When I turn out the light.
When I turn out the light.
Hall & Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your chimps are what I miss
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is what I miss
Hall and Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my lips
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
Hall and Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because your tits are on my list
Original Lyrics:
Because your kiss is on my list
Hall & Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell what it is
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell them this
Hall and Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing and I forget what I want
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want
Hall & Oates', "Kiss on My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they resist on knowing my blips
Original Lyrics:
When they insist on knowing my bliss
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