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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kids Aren't Alright that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Fall Out Boy's, "Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the painted whores
We first did like before
Original Lyrics:
When it rains it pours.
Stay thirsty like before.
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the gravy pours
Stay thirsty like before
Original Lyrics:
And when it rains it pours
Stay thirsty like before
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your love is a meme and I can't believe
That you couldn't see it coming from me
Original Lyrics:
And your love is anemic and I can't believe
That you couldn't see it coming from me
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your love is a meme and I can't believe
Original Lyrics:
And your love is anemic and I can't believe
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your love is a meme yeah- and I can't believe
Original Lyrics:
And your love is anemic and I can't believe
I am so sorry I just can't unhear it I had to share my findings.
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Around the corner we like to p**s on trees
Original Lyrics:
Maul the world like a carnival bear set free
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caz has grown
Nothing's free.
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothing's free.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still is hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still its hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chances blown
Down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Chances blown
Nothing's free.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Channel Z
Original Lyrics:
Shattered dreams
Peter Andrew Stanton adds: "Channel Z was the radio station on which I heard the song the first few times".
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick committed suicide.
or
Chet committed suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickenman tried suicide
Original Lyrics:
Jay committed suicide
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you like the beans on toast,
Beans- beans on toast?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that the kid aren't al-
Kids aren't alright?
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four Mickey roast too quick too late.
Original Lyrics:
Former heroes who quit too late.
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shadow tree
Original Lyrics:
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the heroes who quit too late ...
Oh, mores Wendy made it pour
Say third tea like before ...
It's our time now if you want it to be
Mow the world like a car in the best set free
And your love is a manic
Original Lyrics:
Former heroes who quit too late. ...
I'm yours. When it rains it pours.
Stay thirsty like before. ...
And it's our time now if you want it to be.
Maul the world like a carnival bear set free.
And your love is anemic.
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm yours
When the gravy pours
Stay thirsty like before
Don't you know that the kids aren't all, the kids aren't alright
Original Lyrics:
I'll be yours
When it rains it pours
Stay thirsty like before
Don't you know that the kids aren't all, the kids aren't alright
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janie's gone, nothing's real, fighting for liberty
Original Lyrics:
Chances thrown, nothing's free, longing for what used to be
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she got down and had a couple of kids
Original Lyrics:
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Stacey dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse's gone
Original Lyrics:
Chances blown
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Josh plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
Original Lyrics:
Just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monster lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark still lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at home cuz he's got no job
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home cuz he's got no job
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russell's at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Original Lyrics:
Mark's still at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt in your knees,
Let me be captured.
Original Lyrics:
Fall to your knees,
Bring on the Rapture.
What the hell is Patrick saying?
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Original Lyrics:
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing time, hard to see
Original Lyrics:
Still it's hard, hard to see
The Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are cyrin' about the laugh award.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn.
Offspring's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
Prove our dream reality
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is going on?
The cruellest dream, reality

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