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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> K -> Kansas City

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kansas City that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware of porn.
Original Lyrics:
Though we're apart
Fats Domino's, "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to can of spinach can of spinach here I come
Original Lyrics:
Goin to kansas city, kansas city here I come
Fats Domino's, "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The got crazy little women there and I'm gonna get me one.
Original Lyrics:
They got a crazy way of loving there And I'm gonna get me some.
Cast of 'Oklahoma''s, "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a big theatre they call a barbecue.
Original Lyrics:
They got a big theatre they call a burlesque.
Wilbert Harrison's, "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twelfth Street and Bonnet
Original Lyrics:
Twelfth Street and Vine
Cast of 'Oklahoma''s, "Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can walk to privilege in the rain and never wet your feet.
Original Lyrics:
You can walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet.

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