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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Josie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Everything's gonna be fine.
Original Lyrics:
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine.
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's so smart and educated
Original Lyrics:
And she's so smart and independent
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I feel like giving up
My butt wound is falling down.
Original Lyrics:
And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down.
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on the phone 'til the girls say when.
Original Lyrics:
Dance on the bones 'til the girls say when.
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know everything,
know everything,
know everything,
everything's smelling like pine
Original Lyrics:
I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything's gonna be fine
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I show up at 3 am
she's still up watching naked shows
Original Lyrics:
I show up at 3 am
she's still up watching Vacation
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo would you love to wrestle?
She'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
She'll never say no.
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe would you like this crap?
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
Donovan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Josie, I wanna feel ya.
Original Lyrics:
Josie, I won't fail ya.
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos could swear by daylight.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos watched 'The Living Daylights'.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She brings me lexicon Fruit Loop sombreros
Original Lyrics:
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She plays like a Roland with her eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She plays like a Roman with her ass on fire
or
She prays like a Roman with her ass on fire
Original Lyrics:
She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the best friend we never had.
Original Lyrics:
She's the best friend we ever had.
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the wild thing
The live wire
Original Lyrics:
She's the raw flame
The live wire
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show who'd you love and scrabble,
She'll never say no
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple,
She'll never say no
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach, naked
Original Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach and make it
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep on the bitch, naked
Original Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach and make it
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna break out the hoss n' rudis
When Josie comes home
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Josie comes home
Steely Dan's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach naked.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it.
Blink 182's, "Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah my girlfriend, drinks me up when I'm to drunk to dive
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my girlfriend, takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive

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