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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Leave Me Now that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest parlor piece.
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're breathing now
You take away the biggest fart of me
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now
You take away the biggest part of me
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh no, I just walk to the stairs
Original Lyrics:
Ooh no, I just want you to stay
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, oh no, baby, pizza dough.
Original Lyrics:
Oohh, oh no, baby, please don't go.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, no, there'll be peace on earth.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, no, baby please don't go.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh..No, baby ping pong ball
Original Lyrics:
Oooh.. No, baby please don't go
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh..no
Baby Flintstone girl
Original Lyrics:
Oooh..no
Baby, please don't go.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we both declare
The things we said today.
Original Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both feel better
The things we said today
Original Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.

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