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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Leave that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
I Dutch you once
I Dutch you twice
I won't let go at Enterprise
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once
I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
Editor's note: I know it is common to refer to this band by its initials, but they never recorded that way. All of their albums have their full name, spelled out, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, so please be consistent and use the full name of this group. Thank you.
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice,
I won't let go Miami Vice
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice,
I won't let go at any price
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at anytime.
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price.
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let go at your advice
Original Lyrics:
I won't let go at any price
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe, I won't cry,
I won't waste one single tear.
Original Lyrics:
If you leave, I won't cry,
I won't waste one single day.
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven years when under the bridge
Like time's fading swill
Original Lyrics:
Seven years went under the bridge
Like time was standing still
Misheard Lyrics:
We always had time on our sides
But now it's fading fast.
Original Lyrics:
With hours left, time on our sides
But now it's fading fast.

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