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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Leave that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I Dutch you once
I Dutch you twice
I won't let go at Enterprise
I Dutch you twice
I won't let go at Enterprise
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once
I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
Editor's note: I know it is common to refer to this band by its initials, but they never recorded that way. All of their albums have their full name, spelled out - Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark - so please be consistent and use the full name of this group. Thank you.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crushed you once
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you now like I need you when
Original Lyrics:
I need you now like I need you then
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice,
I won't let go Miami Vice
I won't let go Miami Vice
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice,
I won't let go at any price
I won't let go at any price
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at anytime.
I won't let go at anytime.
Original Lyrics:
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price.
I won't let go at any price.
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let go at your advice
Original Lyrics:
I won't let go at any price
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe, I won't cry,
I won't waste one single tear.
I won't waste one single tear.
Original Lyrics:
If you leave, I won't cry,
I won't waste one single day.
I won't waste one single day.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you read, don't read loud
Original Lyrics:
If you leave, don't leave now
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go to Harbor Freight
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my heart away
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my Arbor Day
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my heart away
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my honor way
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my heart away
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven years when under the bridge
Like time's fading swill
Like time's fading swill
Original Lyrics:
Seven years went under the bridge
Like time was standing still
Like time was standing still
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
We always had time on our sides
But now it's fading fast.
But now it's fading fast.
Original Lyrics:
With hours left, time on our sides
But now it's fading fast.
But now it's fading fast.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd always say we'd leave again Sunday
Original Lyrics:
You always say we'd meet again someday
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd still speak French someday
Original Lyrics:
We'd still be friends someday
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd always say we'd still be French
or
You'd always say we'd still speak French
or
You'd always say we'd still speak French
Original Lyrics:
You'd always we'd still be friends
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to say you win
Original Lyrics:
You've got to say you will
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