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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
An escalade belongs to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd ask who it belongs to.
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd make you crawl up my leg
Original Lyrics:
I'd make you call out my name
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you throw up and shit
My a**hole lips belong to you
Original Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to, you.
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you grow up now in my school
Which belongs to you
Original Lyrics:
If I was your girl
Oh the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to.
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I 'if' and I want.
Original Lyrics:
If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't and I won't.
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never once she looked at me.
Original Lyrics:
Never once you looked at me.
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a lace to my a**
or
With a lace to my eyes
Original Lyrics:
With lust in my eyes
Janet Jackson's, "If"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lucky I'll go dum
Da dum dum dum da dum dum.
Original Lyrics:
If you like, I'll go down
Da down down down da down down.

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