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'Cause you know about bee stings.
'Cause you know about these things.
David boy, I know
He's a common dreamer
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the carnival.
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
Four legged love is so bittersweet.
Falling in love is so bittersweet.
Four-legged love is all that I see
For maybe love is all that I feel
How will I know if he really loves me
I say a prayer with every heart beat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about bee stings
How will I know if he's thinking of me
I try to fall but a flu shot (can't speak)
Falling in love is all better suite
This love is strong why do I feel weak
How will I know if he really loves me
I say a prayer with every heart beat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
How will I know if he's thinking of me
I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
Falling in love is all better suite
This love is strong why do I feel weak
How will I know; don't touch the ceiling
How will I know; don't trust your feelings
How will I know?
(Can't stop the feeling)
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
How will I know?
(Looks are deceivin'.)
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
I fart and laugh whenever we meet.
I fall in love whenever we meet.
I try to fall, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
I try to fall, but I'm too shy (cat's feet)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
I'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings.
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
I'm asking you what you know about these things.
I'm asking you does she know about me?
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
Let's get into my eyes, take me to the clowns above
(Later)
Falling in love is all very sweet
Looks into my eyes, take me to the clouds above
(Later)
Falling in love is so bittersweet
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the capital.
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above.
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the concert hall.
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the gutter.
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
Oooh, Tammy!
Oooh, tell me!
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the concert hall
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
'cause you know about G-strings
or
'cause you know about cheese strings
'cause you know about these things
'cause you know about cheap things
'cause you know about these things
Disappointed, I know
There's a boy I know
How will I know! Toss me Felix
or
How will I know! Trust me Felix
How will I know? Don't trust your feelings
I try the phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
For making love, it's all bittersweet.
I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
Falling in love is all bittersweet.
I try to call, but my shoes shine, kiss me
I try to phone, but I'm too shy, can't speak
I try to fall (but a poopshot hits me)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
I try to fall, but I'm too shy (hands! feet!)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
I'm askin' you 'cause you know about bee stings
I'm askin you 'cause you know about these things
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things
...
This love is strong, why do I feel wee?
...
I wish I had him near me now
I'm asking you what you know about these things
...
This love is strong, why do I feel weak?
...
Wish I had you near me now
Hey, love does different things to different people! And isn't she singing about him in the third person throughout the song?
Justin Bieber
Don't trust your feelings
**Editor's note: Do you really think she said 'Justin Bieber' in 1985? Think about it. The singer with that name wasn't even born until 1994, which was 9 years AFTER the song was made. Therefore I don't think this mishearing is plausible.
Let's get to my eyes
Looks into my eyes
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the carnival
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the clouds above
Oh, Whitney, I'm shaking, wish I had you near me now
Oh, wake me, I'm shaking, wish I had you near me now
Ooh, how will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings
Ooh, how will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things
Take me to impossible
Take me to the clouds above
Take me to the skies above
Take me to the clouds above
This love is strong, why so I can't we?
This love is strong, why do I feel weak?