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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for How Many Licks? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lil Kim's, "How Many Licks?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen-Bee-Rose tattooed on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, and part of a farm.
Original Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm.
Li'l Kim's, "How Many Licks"
Misheard Lyrics:
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he bought me a horse portion of fun.
Original Lyrics:
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm.

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