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Cast of 'The Sound Of Music''s, "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A prow!
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Cast of 'The Sound Of Music''s, "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flipper to Bridget, a willow, or wisp of cloud.
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Cast of 'The Sound Of Music''s, "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clippety-sticks and clippety-sticks, a clown!
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
NOTE: Some pressings actually show this title as "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" in order to differentiate from other songs simply titled "Maria."
Cast Of 'The Sound Of Music''s, "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's got her a** into the abbey.
Maria's got her a** into the abbey.
Original Lyrics:
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
Cast Of 'The Sound of Music''s, "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always late for chapel
But her pantyhose is real.
But her pantyhose is real.
Original Lyrics:
She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real.
But her penitence is real.
The Sound Of Music's, "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like my rear?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
The Sound Of Music's, "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like pyorrhoea?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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