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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for How Are You Going To Wet Your Whistle? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Billy Murray's, "How Are You Going To Wet Your Whistle?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about your depot, Coca-Cola, too
When you're good and thirsty, the one of them will do.
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your Bevo, Coca-Cola, too
When your good and thirsty, the one of then will do.
Bevo was a non-alcoholic beverage made by Anheuser-Busch.
Billy Murray's, "How Are You Going to Wet Your Whistle?"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're good and thirsty, the one of then will do
Original Lyrics:
Talk about your Bevo, Coca-Cola, too
When you're good and thirsty, neither one of them will do.

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