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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A heretic in a suitcase
Original Lyrics:
You're a headache in a suitcase.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of course you don't shine
Original Lyrics:
And of course you're not shy
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believing in your cell phone now 'cause Watcher's in town
Original Lyrics:
Believing in yourself Almost as much as you doubt
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believing in yourself, all monsters watch as you doubt.
Original Lyrics:
Believing in yourself almost as much as you doubt.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believing in yourself
While others washin' you down.
Original Lyrics:
Believing in yourself
Almost as much as you doubt.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back
if you're a-lyin', honey, please
Original Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back
if you're alive at thirty three
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back
If you're a lyin' honey-free.
Original Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back
if you're alive at thirty-three.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christened like your sister, livin' like a tart
Original Lyrics:
Dressing like your sister, living like a tart
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fold me, fill me, cut me, grill me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, screw me, kiss me, kill me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, thrawl me, kiss me, kill me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, grill me
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes a talent to crime
Original Lyrics:
It takes a crowd to cry
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, look how we shine
You don't have to go bang.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, don't be shy
You don't have to go blind.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
They walk out on your back if you're alive at 33.
Original Lyrics:
They want their money back if you're alive at 33.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want their money back if you're a live honey tree.
Original Lyrics:
They want their money back if you're alive at 33.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want their tiny Jesus to go down on one knee
Original Lyrics:
They want you to be Jesus, to go down on one knee
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't want them on your back if you're lyin', honey please
or
You don't want them on your back if you're a lion with fleas
or
You don't want them on your back if you're a lion with fleas
Original Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll get your money back if you're alive, Honey Dear
Original Lyrics:
But they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a living nutcase.
Original Lyrics:
You're a headache in a suitcase.
U2's, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're living in a suitcase
Original Lyrics:
You're a headache in a suitcase

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