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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hit Me With Your Best Shot that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I put another notch in my love stick case
Original Lyrics:
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
For breakin' little hearts like you wanted me
Original Lyrics:
For breakin' little hearts like the one in me
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like a wannabe
Original Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like you wanted me.
Original Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heather and the Pet Shop
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy with affection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavyweight affection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with a pork chop.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with a wet snot.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your dust mop
or
Hit me with a wet sock
or
Hit me with a wet sock
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with affection.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with confession.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with perfection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with some pig s***.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your Bishop
Fly me away!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shark.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your dick snot
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your loin cloth.
or
Hit me with a tree sloth.
or
Hit me with your dish cloth.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pension
Fire away!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shop.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet every day.
Original Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet again.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now his dinosaur is vain
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down it's all in vain
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of breaking little hearts,
like you wanted me
Original Lyrics:
Of breaking little hearts,
like the one in me
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick me with the wet spot!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on with a come on, you go by bear.
Original Lyrics:
You come on with a come-on, you don't fight fair.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a real tough cookie with a hysterectomy.
Original Lyrics:
You're a real tough cookie with a long history.
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot."
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme your best shot
Far and away
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your benchmark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.

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