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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hitchin' A Ride that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you leaving early?
Original Lyrics:
Are you in a hurry?
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitchin' a Ride
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride, itchy ride
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I popped the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
Original Lyrics:
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm wondering why you let this generate.
Original Lyrics:
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nearly one day in the noon in line
Original Lyrics:
It's nearly one A.M. and here am I
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life sung is swell enough.
Original Lyrics:
My tongue is swelling up.
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tongue is swelling up, I said...Shout!
Original Lyrics:
My tongue is swelling up, I said...S***!
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gin arrived.
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thumb goes up, the cargo's bi.
Original Lyrics:
The thumb goes up, the car goes by.
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a child at the fountain of youth.
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the fountain of youth .
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a trout in the fountain of poo
And now I'm masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth
Now I'm dehydrated.
Green Day's, "Hitchin' A Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a crowd at the Fountain of Youth.
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth.
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
'round, 'round, 'round, fishin' around
Original Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sun goes up, a car goes bye
Original Lyrics:
A thumb goes up, a car goes by
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get me whole
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get me home
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grime, grime, grime
or
Crime, crime, crime
Original Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey General!
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchin' Red
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady drowned at the fountain of youth
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, my, takin' a ride
Original Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Numb-chucky's getting stale
Original Lyrics:
Cold turkey's getting stale
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, won't somebody stop and have the time?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy?
Vanity Fare's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rye rye rye
The Generi
Original Lyrics:
Ride ride ride
Hitchin' a ride
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
The well that inebriates the cat
Original Lyrics:
The well that inebriates the guilt
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a trout in the fountain of youth
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went to happy hours, I say oh no.
Original Lyrics:
Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no.
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went to happy house, I say oh no.
Original Lyrics:
Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no.
Green Day's, "Hitchin' a Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I cannot - hi!
Original Lyrics:
You know I cannot hide

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