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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hermit the Frog (Mermaid VS Sailor version) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Marina and the Diamonds', "Hermit the Frog (Mermaid VS Sailor version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think before you bluff
Oh, the words that you her clothes
Next week you'll be ohhhh ooooooh
Original Lyrics:
Think before you blurt
Out the words you say to hurt
'Cause next week you'll be all ooooooh

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