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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Help Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen som hot, hot places
Come down and smokin' a**.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen som hot, hot blazes
Come down to smoke and ash.
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen som hot, hot places
Come down to smokin' hash.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen som hot, hot blazes
Come down to smoke and ash.
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen some hard, hard places
Come down to smokin' ash.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen some hot, hot blazes
Come down to smoke and ash.
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen some hot, hot blazes come down while smoking hash.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've seen some hot, hot blazes come to smoke and ash.
Nick Carter's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel begged for me to choose.
Original Lyrics:
They seem too big for me to choose.
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, I think I'm pollen
or
Help me, I think I've fallen
or
Help me, I think I'm foreign
Original Lyrics:
Help me, I think I'm falling
Joni Mitchell's, "Help Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pelt me!
Original Lyrics:
Help me!

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