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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Help! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do appreciate you're big and round
Original Lyrics:
And I do appreciate your being 'round.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do appreciate your feeling round.
Original Lyrics:
And I do appreiate your being 'round.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I finally changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find, I changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And robbed a brand new Porsche
Original Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And opened up the doors
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
A jingle line
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
The gentleman
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now these days are gone
I've got some comfy shoes
Original Lyrics:
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you see hell in me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me get my feed-bag on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Help me get my feet back on the ground
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me if you care, I'm feeling down.
Original Lyrics:
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the line: "just lead your life" I've never done before
Original Lyrics:
I know that I just need you like I've never done before
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Original Lyrics:
Help, I need somebody.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Indy pen seems to vahny shim theys.
Original Lyrics:
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, help me.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
The Beatles', "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, the sun was younger than today
Original Lyrics:
When I was younger, so much younger than today

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