Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> H -> Helena
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Helena that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn it all
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a man you tried to get in again
Just like a man you tried to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we pretend?
Do weed again.
We'll weed again, when both our cars collide.
Do weed again.
We'll weed again, when both our cars collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend
To leave again?
We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
To leave again?
We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can weezer to tweezer?
And weed again.
And weed again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again?
We'll meet again?
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you kill me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to please be near,
Please be near!
I want my suicide!!!
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to please be near,
Please be near!
I want my suicide!!!
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide?
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat them, defeat them
Then we'll meet again.
Then we'll meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and
Then we'll meet again?
Then we'll meet again?
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
The title of this song is never actually mentioned in the lyrics.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you, I breath you
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the Hershey's dying to get in me again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you die to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horseshoe, tried to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you died to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the horseshoe tried to get in & get out.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the Hershey delicate in a cab.
Just like the Hershey delicate in a cab.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, just like the hearing you had to hear again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my God
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, not goodnight
Original Lyrics:
So long and goodnight.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike to incinerate
The limes of everyone you now!
The limes of everyone you now!
Original Lyrics:
Strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know.
The lives of everyone you know.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The limes of everyone you know
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you know
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lines of every book you wrote
And what's the words to tell.
And what's the words to tell.
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you knew
And what's the worst to take.
And what's the worst to take.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
or
Things are better in France, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better refried steak
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the very tortured souls
Original Lyrics:
We are the very hurt you sold
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Well both are cards glide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
When both our cars collide.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again when Johnny Carson dies.
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again when both our cars collide.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again
When both our cars tonight
When both our cars tonight
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide
When both our cars collide
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst Barack could say?
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
Things would be better if I was gay.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stay.
Things would be better if I stay.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say,
You could really use some spray.
You could really use some spray.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say,
Things are better if I stay.
Things are better if I stay.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better in Box A.
Things are better in Box A.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay.
Things are better if I stay.
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst thing in the day
I think I'm better as fried stake
So long and so high
I think I'm better as fried stake
So long and so high
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst thing I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.
