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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Heaven Is A Half Pipe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the devil in within.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do s***
Without the man f***ing with it.
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus, Pac, and my mom.
Original Lyrics:
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packin' my bong.
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven is a half pint
Original Lyrics:
Heaven is a half pipe
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven is a hashpipe.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven is a halfpipe.
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven is a hashpipe
Original Lyrics:
Heaven is a halfpipe
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I dive before the wave,
At least in Heaven there's a stake.
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack
Without some men upon my back.
Original Lyrics:
If I die before I wake,
At least in Heaven I can skate.
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back.
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I dobby for I wake
Original Lyrics:
If I die before I wake
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fry before I bake,
At least in heaven I eat steak
Original Lyrics:
If I die before I wake,
At least in heaven I can skate
OPM's, "Heaven Is A Half Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
When most people think of Heaven
They see those curly gays.
Original Lyrics:
Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those Pearly Gates.

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