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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Healing Hands that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Mishau! With the healing ham!
Reach out for the healing ham!
In the night, when it's dark and grey
Touch me now
And you won't breathe again!
Original Lyrics:
And reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for her healing hands
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all a lot clean.
Original Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all locked in.
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-top 40 healing hands
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hands.
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for Steely Dan
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hand
or
Reach out for the healing again.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light, when the doctor says
'Touch me now. Let me breathe again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the donkey says
'Touch me now
And let me see again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
Elton John's, "Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a night, where the doctor says
Touch me now, and let me see again.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.

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