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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Headlong that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no time to figure out directions racin' with the wind, you better hold on tight.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no time to figure wrong from right 'cause reason's out the window better hold on tight.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong out of Cointreau
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong out of control
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're screaming and ya right,
Let me out of this cheap b booby
Original Lyrics:
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap b movie
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're screaming in the night
Get me out of this Jeep, keep moving
Original Lyrics:
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap B movie
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your Russian chez-longue.
Original Lyrics:
And your rushin' headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your Russian hand job
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Russian hand job
Original Lyrics:
And your rushin' headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Russian head law
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Russian head-lock
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Russian headlock
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boob t**ty t**ty, boob t**ty boob
Original Lyrics:
Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a Russian hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushin' headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a Russian hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
And your rushin' headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freezing down the wind,
You'd better hold on tight!
Original Lyrics:
Reason's out the window,
You'd better hold on tight!
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your Russian hands off!
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your Russian hands off.
Original Lyrics:
And we're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your rushin' hands off
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab your Russian hedgehog.
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushin' headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a Russian head job
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hair
Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stare
Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do.
Original Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his head
Whop did it did it whop did it do
She used to beat a woman with a hot dog stare
Whop did it did it whop did it do
Original Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to be a man with his d**k in his hand.
Original Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to be a man with his dick in his hand
Original Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
Original Lyrics:
Gnoldaeh gnoldaeh gnoldaeh gnoldaeh ["Headlong" backwards x4]
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
It aint no time to figure out from right
Freezin down the wind you better hold on tight.
Original Lyrics:
It aint no time to figure wroong from right
Cause reason's out the window, better hold on tight
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Russian hand job
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushin' headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your Russian eggnog.
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you got soup in the laundry bag
Now they strings you gonna lose your head
or
Now you got Sue in the laundry bag
Now they got Sting you gonna lose your band
or
Now you got Sue in the laundry bag
Now they got Sting you gonna lose your band
Original Lyrics:
Now you got soup in the laundry bag
Now you've got strings your gonna loose your rag
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you got sued by the laundromat.
Original Lyrics:
Nokw you got soup in the laundry bag.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Russian head lawn
Original Lyrics:
And you're rushing headlong
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a Yugo.
Original Lyrics:
You've got a new goal.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a new girl.
Original Lyrics:
You've got a new goal.
Queen's, "Headlong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a new goat.
Original Lyrics:
You've got a new goal.

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