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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Happy Xmas (War Is Over) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A berry, berry Christmas
Original Lyrics:
A very merry Christmas
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
Let's all think of football,
Without any feet
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any beer
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very Merry Xmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any cheer
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Xmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Neil and the heroes
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Nero the zero
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hare Rama, if you want it.
Original Lyrics:
War is over, if you want it.
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a merry merry Xmas,
and a happy New Year,
let's hope it's a good one,
we're starring on 'Cheers'
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Xmas
and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear
John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hope it's a good phone
Without any cheer
Original Lyrics:
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
Plastic Ono Band's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange, silver, red, blue, white, tint
Original Lyrics:
War is over, if you want it.
Plastic Ono Band's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So this is Christmas
For a week and for strong
Original Lyrics:
So this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
Editor's note: This song was officially credited as by John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band, but that seems too complicated, especially since the performers' surnames are omitted. Might be best to file this under Plastic Ono Band, since John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono were both members of said band.
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here and we're queer.
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here at the Pier One
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
Pier One is an antiques shop
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow and red buns
Original Lyrics:
The yellow and red ones
John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band's, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow and red wants
Original Lyrics:
For yellow and red ones

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