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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Happy Birthday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Stevie Wonder's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
For in Pizza Hut we'll sing
Thanks to Martin Luther King.
Original Lyrics:
For in peace our hearts will sing
Thanks to Martin Luther King.
Stevie Wonder's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Birthday Julia
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday To Ya
Stevie Wonder's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, Toyah.
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday to ya.
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy butt day, happy butt day
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry Bobday, Harry Bobday
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
How people die, how people die
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you like a pretzel too?
Original Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you like to play some tunes?
Original Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seaman in my dark cupboard in a great big jar
Original Lyrics:
Seeing them in my dark cupboard with my great big cake.
Altered Images', "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semen in the dark
Covered with my great big cape.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing them in my dark
Cupboard with my great big cake.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the ghetto with a wretch and a whore
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Psycho Four
Original Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the ghetto with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Happy Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the gutter with the red shirt in the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.

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