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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Happiness that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ken Dodd's, "Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of a penis
Original Lyrics:
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of happiness
This was apparently (so I heard) a private joke by the singer who was a popular family tv comedian of the time. It got to number 1 in the uk.
Orson's, "Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I really need a razor?
Is a beard such a big deal?
Original Lyrics:
Do I really need a reason?
Is it really such a big deal?
Orson's, "Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finding my p*nis.
Original Lyrics:
All that happens is happiness.
Paul McDermott's, "Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
That kind of beauty is a lime.
Original Lyrics:
That kind of beauty is a crime.

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