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A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of a penis
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of happiness
This was apparently (so I heard) a private joke by the singer who was a popular family tv comedian of the time. It got to number 1 in the uk.
Do I really need a razor?
Is a beard such a big deal?
Do I really need a reason?
Is it really such a big deal?
I'm finding my p*nis.
All that happens is happiness.
That kind of beauty is a lime.
That kind of beauty is a crime.
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