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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hang Onto Yourself that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Bowie's, "Hang Onto Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was my ha-na-na-na-na-na, she's a f**kin' thigh collector.
Original Lyrics:
She wants my honey not my money, she's a funky-thigh collector.
Considering Bowie used a lot of nonsense words in his songs back in the early '70s, "ha-na-na-na-na-na" really isn't that illogical for him to say...
David Bowie's, "Hang Onto Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get it on with yourself!
Original Lyrics:
You better hang onto yourself.

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