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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hands to Myself that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause all of the guys in the adverts keep making love to each other
Original Lyrics:
'Cause all of the downs and the uppers keep making love to each other
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the dogs in the outburst
Keep making love to each other
Original Lyrics:
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you should always f**k hard
Original Lyrics:
And you should know if I could
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to my son
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
I'm in a carpool why would I want to?
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
I mean, I could but why would I want to?
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metaphorical jamba juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your metaphorical jammin' juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your metaphorical jelly juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice

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