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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hands Off that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rory Gallagher's, "Hands Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I'm a pistol man
Send Ashley to her room
That's the one I'd like to keep
If I had a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'm a peaceful man
Now as a general rule
Now that's the way I'd like to keep it
If I had to choose.

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